Jane's Ride

You've seen Herb's ATV. So do you think I'm jealous? Not when my employer at Black Rock provides a T-Bird. And here it is! Now don't laugh--the emblem on the front says, "Tee Bird." It's not much for speed and I've had to be pushed back to the office on one occasion. I've asked the boss to have it souped up, but he's seen me drive and is petrified at the thought of damage I could do at greater than 5 mph. Oh, well.